They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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