How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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