No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
