Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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