Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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