I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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