So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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