i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I think people are normalizing furries
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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