no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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