their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
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go home
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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