shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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