So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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