Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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