google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
don't judge my taste in strippers
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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