I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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