Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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