Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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