I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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