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(919): View more from North Carolina

I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during

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(815): View more from Illinois

i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"

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(303): View more from Colorado

True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back

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(314): View more from Missouri

I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."

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(415): View more from California

Feeling better?

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I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.

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(562): View more from California

it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats

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(559): View more from California

Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch

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(206): View more from Washington

My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.

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