There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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