So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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