I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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