He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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