Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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