I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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