What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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