this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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