We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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