Having a random hookup so left but love u
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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