Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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