the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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