It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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