i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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