did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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