Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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