No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Green mimosas i think yes
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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