She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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