So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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