i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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