she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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