Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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