none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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