What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.