so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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