Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
the raccoons are back...
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