Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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