Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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