I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
