that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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