There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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