Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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