I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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