taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Even my vagina gasped.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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