Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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